January 2012
2 posts
eugh I HATE MARKING!!
that was the first time emotional drunk abi came out to play. not a good look to be honest.
December 2011
9 posts
RT @alice_olivia: CONTEST TIME! Tweet us a pic of you on NYE in your a+o dress and one lucky winner will get a $200 gift card! Great way …
RT @Fuckingledge: Jizzed on your mum’s back. Same present I give her every year
it’s unfortunate that when we feel a storm, we can roll ourselves over because we’re uncomfortable……. wahhh love massive attack.
RT @jackwhitehall: Has Louis Walsh nicked the Meerkats jacket.
you smell goooooood.
slow burner. eyeing up new years eve now…
RT @OfficialBanker: I love an angry poem followed by a power ballad. #xfactor
banter hurts when it comes from you.
can’t do this anymore. hate the feeling of getting nowhere. so going to give up as you are obviously not interested. but then you appear to not have got your dick wet since that night we spooned. and you grabbed my boobs before backing away. i’m not going to force you. you said you hate women. i infer that you are immature and lack self respect. i wanted to be the one to...
November 2011
4 posts
this one is only gonna break your heart.
chicken nuggets, chips and beans. OH YES.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz tired.
boring Craig is boring. #XFactor
October 2011
2 posts
james you smarmy SHIT. #YoungApprentice
some grim pictures of gadaffi doing the rounds on sky news.
September 2011
5 posts
goldie….what a nutter!!! #xfactor
nostalgic. listening to the smiths. thinking about what could have been.
to you...
i wonder if there are ever times when you get a bit nostalgic. when you just sit down and think for a little bit. i wonder if you ever think about me in the same way i think about you. you treated me so horribly, like most of the others, but yet you would be the only one to get another chance. i’ve grown up and moved on for the most part. nearly two years on, you’re the only one i...
eugh i hate it when one direction fans take over twitter and fill top trends with useless phrases. those under 18 should not use twitter.
my body will now be a temple. alcohol is not, never has, and never will be a friend of mine.
August 2011
15 posts
beetroot chocolate cake surprisingly edible.
RT @gilescoren: Weird. Quite a lot of you claim to suck the empty shells for saltiness. You people are ANIMALS.
i love sausage sandwiches.
hazel blears is an odious ginger moron. “People need to ask, why are they not at school?” …errr school holidays?? jog on blears.
i had a dream about max rushden last night. bizzare.
this is insane. underestimated that the country i live in is filled with brainless fuckwits with zero morals/respect for their own community
http://t.co/U0CqQkz
can’t believe this is the first time i’ve seen con air. now that’s done, onto the second half of goldeneye. #lovesaturdaynightsin
alan cumming as boris - genius character.
RT @gregjames: Flattely my dear, I don’t Riverdance…Give a damn.
my mind is literally blown, just seen a picture of a family of albino muslims.
the dull thump from upstairs has just made me realise how mind-numbingly repetitive nirvana’s guitar riffs are.
“hello, iranian embassy…” “nah, it’s me, gary (gar-eh)” LOVE GARY:TANK COMMANDER
dukan tomoz? hmmmm maybe. beached whale is NOT a good look for me.
it’s too hot to sleep…booooooooooo
July 2011
17 posts
RT @Swannyg66: The big issue about ‘the run out that wasn’t’ hasn’t been mentioned yet. I had already started a cheese sandwich, so it w …
except it just popped out, didn’t ever cry and never needed its nappy changing. in retrospect, probably the best baby ever.
bradley cooper….oh my.
eugh wish my dog would stop yapping. apparently i’m supposed to ignore him. right after i rip his vocal cords out.
pillages.
can’t wait for your new relationship (and inevitable dramas) to provide month long entertainment on my newsfeed. priceless.
major levels of pissed off atm. so much drink in my hair and eyes. lits fuming.
when you stop getting off with someone from s club 7 that would be great…
snaggle tooth = number 1 hurdle to get over.
I'm not a girl who needs love in her life, but I...
you better not be missing jedward on 8 out of 10 cats @becca_catherine !! time to perfect your accent…
feeling sorry for the little bro whilst his weirdo girlfriend dicks him about.
apprentice time!!